Britney Spears Says She Is Not Getting Married

Didn't She Say This Before...Then Married K-Fed Anyway

April 15. 2009

Cover your butt, already...and I'm not just talking about a prenup.

Pop psycho Britney Spears stated today that she is not getting married. Spears, who was once married for two days, with her second marriage lasting only 18 months, has been getting close to another back-up dancer, which is the occupation of her last husband.

Don't worry Britney. This is 2009, not 1999. You won't be breaking any hearts if you get married, as most men think you're strange and psycho. Considering how you ended your last marriage, you need to stay single.