Britney Spears: Insane or Inbred? 

Britney before the crazy (left, circa 2000) | Britney after the crazy (right, circa any given day now). Is this what fame does to people? (LOL)

Media reports circulating have stated that Britney Spears has sacked her long suffering, Pepto-Bismol drinking manager, Larry Rudolph, for making her go to rehab, among other things. The nerve of that man. What's he trying to do, save her life or something.

Some of the articles are also stating she is going to get sued. Technically, her manager can sue her, as she was contractually bound to the agreement she entered into with him.

Not to mention, it wasn't his fault she treated the world to the most spectacular crack up in pop history. Her fans just don't see her the same.

Larry Rudolph allegedly tried to help her when she was cracking up, by posting on her official site, pretending to be her.

Note to Larry: Dude we knew it wasn't her. Too many big words, like "the" "and" "they" ect...and no frequent usage of the words like or ya'll.

Britney is also reportedly blaming her fellow Kaballah cult member Paris "London isn't in the UK" Hilton for her spectacular fall from grace.

That's right Britney, blame the whole world for your downfall, because the world made you use your toddler as an airbag, walk around without drawers on several occasions and deliberately flash your recent baby birthing nether regions vagina, drink more liquor than the entire navy, accidentally flash the inside of your handbag which reportedly contained more drugs than Walgreens and CVS combined, get drunk on New Years then fall on your Proactiv hating face, leave your kids with the nannies to go party with sense challenged Paris Hilton and drunk skunk Lindsay "what movie call time?" Lohan, break up two of your back up dancers marriages via reported infidelity, get married for 2 minutes in Las Vegas to a dude that could very well be your cousin, get K-wed to K-fed, shave your head like you're going in the army, beat a poor defenseless, empty car with your umbrella then run around screaming you are "the anti-Christ" and scrawl the Devil's numbers on your face (which I don't recommend).

Britney, it was a vast right chicken wing conspiracy that did you in.

Certainly it was not your own selfishness, self-centeredness, carelessness and thoughtless deeds that negatively affected the lives of others, then bounced right back on you, also known as reaping and sowing.

One of my favorite preachers always says, "There's a high price for low living."

Spears Faces Lawsuit For Sacking Manager
Apr 17, 2007 - World Entertainment News Network

Pop superstar Britney Spears is facing legal action after reportedly sacking her long term manager Larry Rudolph last Friday.

The Toxic singer was last week said to be "miffed" at Rudolph for forcing her to seek professional help for her troubles, which resulted in Spears checking into a rehabilitation clinic in California in February.

The 25-year-old was also seen mocking her manager's decision to send her to rehab in a bizarre video rant which was posted on the internet at the weekend.

But now Spears could end up in court for reneging on the deal she had previously signed with Rudolph, according to PageSix.

The pop star's PR aide Leslie Sloane Zelnik was unaware of Rudolph's status when contacted early this morning.