Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

Proving via their actions that they are nothing but trouble and a bad influence on impressionable youth all over the world with their vulgar, debauched antics and drug and alcohol abuse, these three women have been caught on film breaking the law, on public roads and in public bathrooms.

It's been one PR disaster after another for these sense challenged women, who at this point are known for simply being walking train wrecks and not much else. They have no one to blame but themselves. 

Their work ethic is poor. Their work is sloppy. Their social conscience is absent without leave.

Take Britney Spears for instance. She massively overcharged her long suffering audience for a so called comeback tour, consisting of 12 minute club performances (really, don't knock yourself out, Britney), where she clumsily and lethargically stumbled through dance routines in ill-fitting, unflattering clothes, trying to relive her glory days.

She lip synced the entire time, often with chewing gum in her mouth (how realistic), flanked by back up dancers, who looked and danced way better than she did. She didn't look like the star of the show - they did. She looked lost on stage. The shows were panned across the board.

Britney's skirt self-marked with the crazy words "Britney Spears evil" and "voodoo"

Britney never could sing. Full stop. Her show was about being young, attractive and sexual. Now that's gone, as the public no longer view her as a sex symbol.

The public now see a woman with poor judgment, who twice hastily married, a crazy mother of two kids, she is rarely with, who spectacularly fell from grace right before their eyes.

Some cite Mariah Carey's comeback in claiming Britney can do likewise. However, Mariah didn't crack up in public to this severe degree and she can actually sing. Britney seared something into the public's mind that won't soon be forgotten.

Lindsay Lohan was recently videoed in a club bathroom, breaking the law, via possession of cocaine. The video stills show her shoveling cocaine up her friend's nose and rambling on about her sexual conquests.

Lohan has destroyed her once promising career, with members of the public now referring to her as a "terrible" and "bad" actress. They can't separate actress Lindsay from train wreck Lindsay, which is bad for business.

Paris Hilton has shown no discernable talent for singing or acting, but that didn't stop her from trying both and claiming likewise. Her racist outbursts and nasty comments about people with less money, didn't exactly endear her to the public.

Of course, being the childish women they are, they will ludicrously claim their troubles are someone else's fault - their mother, father, publicist, manager, even their fans, who made them famous.

They will attribute the negative comments from the public as jealousy, when in actuality it is people tiring of their crazy conduct, that stays front page news, as most people love a train wreck.

It gives them the chance to gawk in horror and say, "wow, maybe I'm not so bad after all." And you know what, you're probably right.