Pictures have surfaced of Sara Leal, the young, blond mistress of predictable "Two And A Half Men" actor, Ashton Kutcher, 33, who keeps cheating on his wife, Demi Moore, 48, then threatening lawsuits against journalists and bloggers that write about it. 

And who's really scared of you, Kutcher, going around looking like the dorky version of the Unabomber (*remembers what the Unabomber did* oh wait, never mind). Seriously, when I wrote about Kutcher's infidelities, his celebrity cult kept trying to have the articles hacked offline and that still didn't stop me. Now he's really gotten himself into trouble and there's no erasing it from the internet, as it has become a full blown sex scandal. You reap what you sow.

Leal slept with Kutcher behind his wife's back in San Diego, California, according to a submission sent to the salacious website the Dirty. Leal and her strippers girlfriends allegedly went up to his suite and while they waited in the living area of the room, she had sex with him in the bedroom. Classy (not).

Personally, I have to wonder if Leal was behind the friend email sent to the site in the first place, as it seemed rather contrived. Not to mention, she has hired a big shot attorney and gone into hiding, demanding $250,000 for graphic details on how she had sex with Kutcher at 4:30 in the morning at the Hard Rock Hotel. This is clearly about money, which she will need after Moore goes Kabbalah crazy and tries to have her legs broken.

Moore is going to be livid when she sees the photos, as Leal is much younger than she is and pretty. Moore would have felt better if the mistress was a Fido like Madonna. Kutcher really picked a wild and promiscuous woman that he clearly does not value.

If Kutcher had respected Leal, he would not have had sex with her within a few short hours of meeting her, then had her escorted from his room. Kutcher will struggle to remember her, well, that is, until detailed stories start pouring out in the press, forcing him to learn her name. Meanwhile, Moore will already have learned her full name, address, height, weight, blood type, social security number and hired a Hollywood private investigator to wiretap her phone and read all her emails. Ain't love grand. But let's face it, Kutcher never loved Moore, now did he.