Usher Got Married Against The Advice Of...Everyone

It was reported late last week that Usher married his manipulative fiancée, Tameka Foster. I really do not believe it is going to work out well, as the spiritual circumstances under which they married is detrimental. I've got a really bad feeling about the whole thing. Very bad feeling. However, it is his life, and God grants us all free will to do what we wish, within specific legal bounds.

I do believe this situation is going to affect his career as well, as his fans are not fond of his bride. Before people go blaming it on jealousy, I wouldn't. I attribute it to his bride's attitude and disdain for people she now believes are under her, even though she's used someone else's name and celebrity to get this so called status.

I hope the fact that they married in a lawyer's office, which I don't care for, as I believe church is the place to wed, means he got a prenuptial agreement, as I wondered out loud in an article a week ago due to the initial surprise wedding ceremony that was cancelled. Last week I wrote the "wedding needed to stay cancelled," too bad he did it anyway.

Usher: she's got me by the arm ya'll!

His mother released a statement to a press outlet via email, stating she was not in attendance at the union in the lawyer's office. A shame really, as who wants to marry without their living parents there. Ok, now that I have been formal in my writing on this subject, it's time to cut loose: Usher, when Tameka ties you up, locks you in the basement for a month and cuts all the crotches out your pants, don't say nothing to nobody because you were warned by everybody. 

And another thing, we don't want to hear about this on your new album. People don't want to hear the tracks, "Tameka stabbed me," "Confessions from the basement," "Where is the money in my bank account" or "What do you mean it's not my baby."