The Beckhams Post Pictures Of Their New Daughter

July 18. 2011

Victoria Beckham and Harper Seven

British football player, David Beckham and his wife Victoria, have posted photos of their new baby daughter, Harper Seven Beckham (with initials similar to that bank). The name "Harper" was chosen after the author of the book "To Kill A Mockingbird" (you know full well Victoria doesn't read books and named that baby after the fashion magazine Harper's Bazaar). 

David Beckham and Harper Seven

The baby is said to resemble Victoria, which is ironic, since David Beckham is naturally prettier than most men...and women out there. As to be expected, people on the internet have started with fun nicknames for the new baby. The most comical one I've read thus far for little Harper Seven is the similar sounding "Half Past Seven" (7:30 in American speak).  Still, the jokes could be worse. She could be Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple Martin, with people calling her "Apple Martini."