Socialite, publicity seeker and one time Hilton Hotel heir, Paris Hilton, went scuba diving in Hawaii, attempting to take her minuscule mind off her pending drug case for cocaine possession. Where's a shark when you need one. 

Though, the poor shark would need rehab for biting Hilton, whose body is 90% cocaine. Scientifically, I can't prove said cocaine claim, but if she gets cut, you know her blood will run white from the amount of proverbial nose candy she's ingested. 

Hilton has refused to go to rehab, publicly showing off about her addiction. She was recently outed for smuggling cocaine in a Joe Camel cigarette box, she inserted into her vagina, to evade airport security.  

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