Madonna Fugging Up The World

...One Photo At A Time

September 26. 2008

Previously, in the September 15, 2008 article James Morrison Refers To Madonna As Rude I compared pop scarecrow Madonna to Gollum from "Lord Of The Rings" (Madonna is evil like him too). Apparently the Daily Mail in London agrees with me, as they too have run the same comparison today. See, I told you.

Think about it, have you ever seen Madonna and Gollum in the same place? No. Well, that's because they are the same person. It’s her fault. Why does she go around looking like that, scaring small children and killing plants. Really, there are actresses and singers with not even a tenth of her beauty budget and they put her to shame in the looks department.

She goes outside looking rough, unattractive and butch, like she’s at some lesbian steroid convention. The face is all cut up from plastic surgery and botoxed into freeze frame state, topped off by the most unkempt, scruffy looking hair in pop.

The steroids have made her face so hard, like a dumbbell, with the operative word being dumb and destroyed her skin to extremes she’s clearly not aware of. Then again, when you spend your time sitting around in your house, plotting unethical misconduct, obsessing over a pseudo religious, destructive cult, and nagging and harassing entertainment industry members, it will take its toll on your features.

She has a dress sense only hell could appreciate, wearing these odd, bizarre, ill-coordinated, slutty clothes that look awful on her. There are female stars in Hollywood older than she is, who look fabulous, without turning themselves into raging, testosterone abusing butch beasts trying to wear Britney Spears’ clothes from 1999.

Is that Gollum? Madonna's face shows shocking signs of ageing

Spot the difference: Madonna looking gaunt in Paris yesterday, left, is reminiscent of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings…With her wet hair clinging lifelessly to her head Madonna's look was reminiscent of Gollum, the creeping figure from the Lord of the Rings

http://www.dailymail.co.uk