Lindsay Lohan To Drop Her Last Name

Yea, Like That Will Help (Not!)

March 28. 2011

Drug and alcohol addled former actress, Lindsay Lohan, 24, is dropping her last name. She seems to think her last name is the problem in the massive wreckage site that has become her career. She went from top billing and earning several million dollars per film, to being labeled lower than the gofer, sometimes male, who runs out to buy the director's wife's maxi-pads on a film set. 

However, once again, "Lindsay" as she is now called, is blaming everything on her dad, Michael Lohan, who did not tell her to snort drugs, smoke crack and drink every form of commercial alcohol the bartenders of the world would serve up. She made these poor choices and spent money like it was going out of style. 

Lohan spends more time going to criminal court than on a film set

Now she's broke, "uninsurable" in Hollywood and apparently in real life as well, as the Geico lizard was seen running down the highway trying to get away from her. But in Lindsay's mind, a name change and not behavioral change, is the answer to her precarious predicament.  

An inappropriately attired Lohan in one of her many criminal court walks of shame 

Show of hands, to those of you that are serious and passionate about filmmaking, how many of you would want to risk your prized projects on psycho Lindsay? Also known as, how many of you want to flop and fail? Anyone? Yea, that's what I thought. To hire Lohan is also not fair to the other members of the cast, on any would be project, who actually want to work and produce a great product.