Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, has stated to the U.S. court that she cannot afford rehab, which is one of the more inventive excuses the Judiciary Report has heard coming from a drug addict. What she meant to say was, she can't afford rehab, because it will cut into her cocaine money. 

Lohan has been cutting deals with paparazzi and publications, among others, for financial payment, much of which she has already received payment on. Additionally, she settled the case she brought against E-Trade, which she stated was to her satisfaction. Therefore, how is she broke again, unless she is lying about something. 

Furthermore, her parents have made so many deals with the press and paparazzi for financial payment to blab about their daughter's whereabouts and other details other crazy life. Certainly one of them can pay the $50,000 rehab fee and scale back on the amount of designer clothes and jewelry they've been wearing for press appearances.

Lohan continues to complain to anyone who will listen that she doesn't not like rehab and believes it is damaging her career. She needs to take into consideration, cocaine doesn't like her and is damaging her life. Fame has also become a drug for her that she does not want to do without.

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