Kanye West Is Running For President But There's Just One Problem

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Kanye West Is Running For President But There's Just One Problem

September 2. 2015

Kanye West

In news that should disturb everyone in the free world, rapper Kanye West has announced he is running for president in 2020. No, not president of hip hop. President of the United States of America. There's just one problem, Kanye is mentally ill. His interviews reveal the fact Kanye West is struggling with bipolar disorder, accompanied by touches of schizophrenia. Kanye is very immature and prone to strange outbursts. He would be disruptive in politics.

Another problem - Kanye is married to porn star, er, I mean reality star, Kim Kardashian. In short, the First Lady of the United States can't be a ho (*looks at Kim Kardashian* yea I said it). When was the last time you saw Nancy Reagan on camera getting her back blown out. When was the last time you saw Michelle Obama in a music video crawling on the ground with her butt in the air, like Kardashian did in recent times.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

While we are on the subject of candidacies, the best choice for President of the United States in the 2016 election is Dr. Ben Carson. He is a brilliant neurosurgeon, who invented surgical techniques in the area of neuroscience. One doesn't get any smarter than that. He knows the value of hard work. He also knows the value of a dollar, having legitimately worked his way to the very top of his field.

In today's pop culture world, too many people don't know the value of hard work or a dollar, having used questionable shortcuts to achieve fame and fortune. It sets a terrible example for the next generation and damages children's intelligence levels. Kids need greater things to aspire to in life. They need to know and understand the only way you truly make it in life is through work hard, doing things the honest way and being a decent human being.

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