Britney Is Not Back

Britney Spears Brokedown And Cancelled Live Show

“Circus” Sales Hovering Around “Blackout” Range

BOYCOTT BRITNEY

December 2. 2008

I see somebody's been getting their electroshock therapy

According to reports, Britney Spears was supposed to take the stage at London’s Astoria venue and perform live for an audience of over 1,200 people, but got stage fright and disappointed the crowd, that later slammed her online.

It’s also been revealed she now needs to have huge cards of encouragement placed in front of her when she goes on television to lip sync, that state things such as, “You are an AMAZING dancer”, “'Everybody LOVES you”' and “You're going to NAIL IT tonight.”

Why are you all lying to her. She looks like a medicated mental patient with a plastered on grin and confused eyes. She really shouldn’t be performing, as she is still mentally ill and in denial, branding her head shaving incident in 2007 as the byproduct of K-Fed leaving her, when she is the one that left him.

Most women don’t shave their heads when they experience a break-up. They don’t attack people with umbrellas or take on multiple personalities with new names and accents either.

“Circus” Sales Hovering Near “Blackout” Range

Lewd and gross. you need to remember you're a mother of two and that just doesn't look right.

According to first day sales, Britney Spears’ new “Circus” CD that was released today, is hovering around the same level as “Blackout” in 2007, when it went on to flop.

Imagine that, Britney whored out herself, kicking her legs up on stage, showing the world her business (again) and sales are still hovering in the same range as last time.

To think, Britney’s last successful CD “In The Zone” sold 700,000 copies in the first week. Now fairly new singers like Taylor Swift are selling 600,000 copies during their first week of release (3 weeks ago). Your time has passed Britney.

Britney is a dummy. She didn’t capitalize on her insanity the right way, choosing to pretend nothing happened (in her documentary), when the whole world saw her implode then explode.

Her new CD should have been called “Circus Freak” instead of “Circus” and contain tracks like:

1. “Dude, Where’s My Hair?”
2. “Womanizer” “Tranquilizer”
3. “Daddy Had Me Committed”
4. “Hanes Her No Way”
5. “K-Fed Got My Kids”
6. “Gurney”
7. “5150”
8. “What Do You Mean I’m An Auntie?”
9. “Dude, Where’s My Money?” (Remix to “Dude, Where’s My Hair?”)

Ok, so that wouldn’t have sold either – but at least it would have been funny.

ARTICLE:

For anyone who watched Britney's bizarre performance on The X Factor last Saturday, it will not come as a surprise to hear that she is struggling.

Dressed in an ill-advised outfit of hotpants, fishnets and knee-high boots, she gyrated unconvincingly to her new single, Womanizer, blatantly miming on a television show which, lest we forget, is a live singing contest.

Internet forums were jammed with complaints, with the majority agreeing with the comment that 'all she can do is mime - and not very well'.

Her humiliation was complete when the show's presenter, Dermot O'Leary, had to hand Britney his microphone because hers was nothing more than a prop. She then couldn't answer his question about how the competing acts had fared because she hadn't bothered to watch them.

Later the same evening, she disappointed hundreds of fans who had crammed into London's Astoria club to see her, only to discover that she was 'too shy' to go on stage.

A stark reminder, perhaps, that less than a year ago this fragile woman was being forcibly strapped to an ambulance trolley and wheeled off to the mental ward of a hospital.

Back then, she was sectioned twice in a month after doctors diagnosed her as being manic depressive with a borderline personality disorder, concluding that she was 'a danger to herself and to others'…

As she prepared for her miming performance, she gazed up at placards erected all around the room for her benefit, adorned with slogans including: 'You are an AMAZING dancer', 'Everybody LOVES you' and 'You're going to NAIL IT tonight'…

Fans also noted with disgust that the performance was a carbon copy of those she had given in France and Germany on the two previous nights….

Afterwards, when she was supposed to make a less rigorously controlled appearance at London's Astoria, she suffered a bout of nerves.

Hundreds of devotees, who had waited for hours in cramped conditions to catch a glimpse of her, were forced to settle for the slim, bearded figure of her manager Larry Rudolph as he twice crept onto the stage before slipping out of view.

The club's promoter, Jeremy Joseph, says: 'I don't know why she didn't go on. She's really shy, and obviously she didn't feel confident enough. I tried to persuade her, but she said no.'

Her fans were furious, bombarding gossip websites with complaints about the perceived snub.

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