Ashton Kutcher has been trying to patch up things with his cougar wife, Demi Moore, 48, after he spent their anniversary having sex with young blondes in San Diego, California, while she was away in New York. One of his mistresses, Sara Leal, spilled the beans on Kutcher's conduct for $100,000.

Kutcher, who has replaced another womanizing train wreck on television, Charlie Sheen, on the CBS sitcom "Two And A Half Men" spends a lot of his time in a large customized trailer, which many Hollywood actors deem perfect for smuggling in bimbos, in order to cheat on their wives and girlfriends. A number of affairs have happened in studio trailers. Stars have sex in their trailers,  between takes on the set. The women present then go on to brag about it. 

Meanwhile, Kutcher took to the internet a few days ago to babble on about Kabbalah, sounding like a brainwashed robot they pushed into promoting them online, in a video clip people have dismissed as "bizarre" and "strange." That's because he is brainwashed. The ramblings only make sense to their crazy Hollywood cult, but to the rest of us with sense it is pure garbage, born out of mental illness.  

They're not very bright, are they. Anytime there is a horrible scandal with that insane Kabbalah cult, they tell the nincompoop stars fronting it to mention the cult as much as possible and wear their red string bracelets, placing them towards the cameras, so they can get good shots of it. But what has Kabbalah really done for them? Turned them into the laughingstock of the world, with a crumbled, fake marriage designed for maximum publicity, while people questioning their intelligence and judgment on just about every blog and pop culture site in existence.